Right now you should turn on your SmellCard™ and enable the ActiveSmell™©® plug-in on your browser.
SmellCard™ is fitted to all Windows95™©® compatible PCs built in the last 5 years. If you cannot smell the savoury meat pie fumes then check all connections and that the card is switched on. If the problem persists, please contact your vendor.
ActiveSmell™©® is available now for download at http://www.microsoft.com (247,513,225 K).